We’ve been
on a collision course with artificial and instant foods in the United
States for 130 years. The first ready-mix for pancakes was sold under
the Aunt Jemima™ name in the 1880’s. Since then, our pervasive
culture of corn has invaded almost every belly and gas tank in the country.
We feed it to our cows, fill our cars with ethanol, and through a combination
of chemistry, genetic engineering, and government subsidies, turn it
into a myriad of products ranging from soda pop to maple-flavored corn
syrup. Of course, most of us don’t think of it that way, thanks
in part to the magic of advertising.
I grew up
with the image of Mrs. Butterworth™ firmly implanted in my brain,
not that she ever slid gracefully across our breakfast table.
“See
how the leading syrup just runs over this stack while Mrs. Butterworth
takes her own sweet time.” she intoned in the late 1970s, a translucent,
maple-colored eye winking disconcertingly, “Now my syrup has got
to be thick to pour this slow. Truth is Mrs. Butterworth is twice as
thick as the other leading syrup.”
Truth is Mrs. Butterworth™ is corn syrup. Truth is there isn’t
a drop of maple in the bottle. Truth is Mrs. Butterworth™ is all
about thick, not taste...
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